4 posts tagged “global warming”
Picture having a wonderful Thanksgiving. A beautiful day that the family can share.
At 2:45am on Friday, in he middle of the night, you decide to take a drive. (It happens to all of us.) However, your $100,000 dollar SUV slams into a fire hydrant and hits the neighbor’s tree.
Luckily, your wife was standing by (in the middle of the night, in the middle of the yard) with a golf club in her hand, and she smashes the windows out and sets you free.
(This kind of thing happens all the time. I have had many girlfriends who would go out in the yard, in the middle of the night, with a golf club, and stand there- waiting for “something” to happen.)
Unfortunately, now you have every media outlet in America camped out at your house. These “news” people want to know if you are cheating on your wife?
Tiger Woods needs your help.
The American media wants to PROVE that Tiger Woods cheated on his wife, Elin Nordegren:
and had an affair with this woman: Rachel Uchitel.
(Wow, looking at those two girls is almost like watching one of those Russ Meyer films. Tiger Woods, what’s up with that..??)
Tiger Woods needs your help.
Tiger doesn’t need your money. You do not have enough money to score a meeting with Mr. Woods, much less help him financially. However, Tiger Woods needs an alibi.
If you have a good alibi; like: “Tiger Woods wasn’t bedding down with that stunning- full figured- blond, Woods was at my house reading the Bible”, please send your alibi to:
“Save Tiger Woods foundation”
Remember, if Tiger Woods’ name is tarnish from this, the golfing world may never recover..!!
If you will not do it for Tiger Woods; do it for all the “little golfers” out there who could become jaded from golfing’s “evil side” and turn to another sport, like: hockey.
Please, won’t you help the “little golfers.”
Do it today.
Our next story that will tug at your heart and empty your purse is about Sen. John Kerry.
Senator Kerry, who is the head of President Obama’s “War Committee.” (Or whatever they call themselves?) Maybe it is called: “The man- made disaster committee”, I’m not really sure? (I know that they do not like the term “war.”)
Anyway; Sen. Kerry says that we missed our chance to capture (or kill) Osama bin Laden in December, 2001.
(Aaahh, and this news, because..??)
LINK: Kerry says we missed our chance.
Sen. Kerry says that if we had only sent MORE conventional troops in those early days of the war (oopps- “man- made disaster”), we would have captured bin Laden.
Here’s the problem:
John Kerry was a senator during 2001 and NOWHERE do you find Sen. Kerry asking for MORE troops in 2001.
In fact, Kerry; who was running for re-election in 2002, was calling for action against Saddam and Iraq, because Kerry felt that Saddam was a threat.
So, you see the problem.
Today, John Kerry claims MORE troops would have been better in Afghanistan in 2001. Yet Kerry was against adding MORE troops in Iraq with the “surge.” And Kerry is against adding more troops in Afghanistan today. Kerry favors smaller: “Special Op’s” forces in Afghanistan today. (Which is kind of what we did in 2001.)
Hence, John Kerry’s problem.
He needs someone to help him with public relations.
Someone like...
Maybe- Glenn Beck.
Picture John Kerry explaining his modern theory, compared to his 2001 beliefs, then Kerry looks into the camera, smiles, and says: “..Maybe it’s me, I’m riddled with A.D.D. I’m a rodeo clown..”
Then Kerry could walk up to a chalkboard that has- Bush, Osama bin Laden, and Donald Rumsfeld’s names in little circles, on the chalkboard. Kerry could begin drawing lines that connect each name, while explaining the “one world order” theory.
(It could work..!!)
Sen. John Kerry NEEDS your help.
If you will not do it for Senator John Kerry, do it for all the “little Senators” out there who might become jaded by all of this and quit the senate, to play professional hockey.
Please: send all the money that you have, plus the names of any Glenn Beck impersonators, to:
“Save John Kerry foundation.”
Our final story today, is of a VERY serious nature.
Not only is this problem hurting a beloved earth creature...
It is having devastating consequences FOR ME.
(And I take stuff that happens to me, very personal.)
Ever since the “hacked” e-mails leaked out about “tricked” numbers on the temperature graphs for Climate Scientist’s “global warming theory”, people have quit sending in money to STOP global warming.
As many of you know, 3 years ago I started the “Polar Bear Raft Company.” 
Our goal: to save the polar bears by building rafts for the bears to live on when the Arctic ice melts.
How many polar bears did my company save in this three year period..??
It is very hard to tell, because: (one) polar bears are white, snow and ice is white, and they all freaking look the same. Unless you spray- paint numbers on the backs of the polar bears, you ain’t gonna know; and (two) I’m NOT traveling to the Arctic Circle to spray- paint numbers on the backs of polar bears. If I travel anywhere, it will be South, not North.
However, you can sure bet that the “Polar Bear Raft Company” saved a whole mess of polar bears.
LINK: More information on my Polar Bear Raft Company
Just because you learned that global warming might not be “man- made”, it doesn’t mean that you should STOP sending ME money..!!
Think of the poor polar bears.
Do the polar bears know that the climate scientists faked the global warming data..??
No..!!
Polar bears cannot read the news.
You MUST help the polar bears.
The most common donation is $200 bucks. However, if you are a cheap bastard who doesn’t really care for the polar bears, you can send less money. I guess that would be OK.
Remember, send cash. Polar bears are dying and we cannot wait for your check to clear the bank.
Send cash, and do it today. (Before the Bush “tax cuts for the rich” expire.)
Send all the cash you have, to:
The Polar Bear Raft Company
Send me money today, before polar bears become jaded, and leave the Arctic Circle to head to Canada- to play professional hockey.
Written by AR babonie for The Angry Republic
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I am thankful that Obama LOST the election, global warming hoax
It is that time once again that I take a moment to give “thanks” for the stuff that I am thankful for. (???) Not sure if that sentence makes sense?
I used to take this time of the year to talk about “The First Thanksgiving” and the myth that is taught in schools about what took place on that day.
That post usually leads to me spending Thanksgiving fighting with someone about the Native American and English settler’s relationship in the 1600’s. If you are interested in that topic, I have a link for you: (Feel free to comment on that post, if you like.)
But today, I wanted to talk about things that I am thankful for, right now. Of course I am thankful for good health, and I have plenty of work in this bad economy. I am thankful for that, everyday (not just today.)
Today, I am thankful that someone hacked into the Climate Research Unit’s computers and snagged a bunch of e-mails that PROVE that “man- made global warming” is a hoax.
Hacking into someone’s computer is wrong, and in most cases; should be punished. However, these climate scientists were very close to deleting important information that proves that facts have been falsified to make man-made global warming look real.
By law, this information SHOULD have been released by the “freedom of information act”. But the climate scientist were trying to claim international status, therefore bypassing the information act, all the while- destroying the evidence.
Hacking into the Climate Research Unit’s computer was the only way to protect this information, and this hacker deserves a metal. (Instead of jail time.)
If America and Britain had honest government leadership and a non-bias media, THEY would have been investigating these climate scientists all along.
The climate scientists who should be investigated are Phil Jones of the Climate Research Unit and Michael Mann of Penn State. (Plus, all of their staff.)
People like you, and myself, have fought FOR YEARS trying to tell people that humans are NOT making the earth warmer. We have fought to prove that the earth goes through natural cycles. (Ice ages, warming and cooling periods. Man has nothing to do with these cycles.) Sun spots also play a role in earth’s temperatures.
These hacked e-mails PROVE, without a doubt, that temperature readings and tree ring samples were “fudged” by climate scientists, to help show that man was causing the earth to warm.
Today, we can take a little break. For the golden rule of science is that: if there is any doubt, you MUST go back to the beginning and re-work the problem.
These new findings should make any respectable scientist say: “Aaahh- Oh, I have been duped by FAKE scientific models based on faulty data. Better drop this theory or my career will also be in the toilet.”
We were called: “flat-earthers” because we fought the man- made global warming theory.
There are “flat- earthers” involved in this story. However, it is not us.
Many people who fought the “round earth theory” had a financial reason for claiming that the earth was flat. These people had businesses along the established “land based” trade routes. “Flat- earthers” would lose tons of money if ships could sail across a “round” earth. So, they tried to crush the “round earth theory” to keep these land based trade route open.
Today, global warming scientists make a living from showing that man is causing the earth to warm up. That is their job and they will fight hard to prove that these hacked e-mails mean nothing.
Governments around the world, and large companies like GE have spent millions, even billions of dollars on GREEN technologies. These people are not going to just say “Ooops”, we made a mistake. They will still fight for the man- made global warming theory, just like the “flat-earthers did, years ago.
Media outlets like CNN, NBC, and CBS have spent tons of time pushing the global warming theory. They still think that they have credibility with viewers and they fear that if they admit that they were wrong about global warming, you might lose faith in their “objective” reporting.
However, these media outlets lost their objectivity many years ago.
The fight is not over…
There are thousands of people who make a living off of global warming, and other people have fortunes riding on this theory. Just like the flat-earthers of long ago, they will fight hard to keep their jobs and their fortunes. They MUST make you believe that YOU are making the earth warmer.
I was very lucky, I read a book many years ago, called: “The Skeptical Environmentalist” by Bjorn Lomborg. Lomborg LOVES the earth. He loves all the furry little creatures that inhabit this planet. He was a “back-packing” member of “Greenpeace” for 4 years. Lomborg preaches “personal” conservation. (As in- your personal choice on what you are conserving.)
When Bjorn Lomborg first started to study man- made global warming, he was turned off by one little fact: tree ring technology and earth core samples didn’t match up with each other. Climate scientists had to “fudge” numbers so that both- tree rings and core samples lined up together and PROVED that man was making the earth warmer.
Science doesn’t “fudge” numbers. If you corrupt the data, it is no longer science. You are now pushing a political agenda.
Which is what man-made global warming is: a political agenda.
LINK: The Skeptical Environmentalist
Hacking into computers is a crime. However, I am very thankful that this information got out there. Maybe now, we can have a rational, scientific debate about our place on this earth.
I am also thankful that Barack Obama did NOT win the 2008 election.
Had Barack Obama won the election, we might be in BIG trouble right now.
The guy that we have as president right now does a lot of speeches. He travels around the world a lot. He talks about stuff, but he doesn’t get this stuff done.
I can live with that. (Until 2012.) I just wish that this guy would make up his mind on Afghanistan.
But, that Barack Obama guy who was running for president…
That Obama guy was going to bankrupt the coal industry. Obama was going to pass a “cap and trade” bill that would raise our utility bills.
Remember, that Obama guy?
Barack Obama said that if you put more air in your car tires and if you wore a sweater in your house, you could make the earth cooler. You could save the polar bears by wearing a sweater in your house.
That guy..!!
If that Barack Obama guy won the election, we could be in real bad shape right now.
Man- made global warming believers, don’t feel bad. We have all been duped by something. I must admit to being a little nervous in 1999 during the Y2K scare; fearing that my money in the bank might “disappear” when the bank’s computers switched from 1999, to the year 2000.
We all get tricked, sometimes.
Now is the time to join together and STOP federal laws that will kill our already shaky economy.
If science wants to continue to study mans effects on this earth, that is fine. If you want to drive a smaller car and turn your heater off, that is great. It is your personal choice in a free country.
However, changing our way of life through federal laws and crippling our economy because of an educated guess, is insane.
On THIS Thanksgiving, I am thankful that people are beginning to see the truth about man- made global warming.
Maybe now we can put the man- made global warming theory away, where it belongs. Right along side of other scary myths, like:
Y2K- (will kill you)
Man- made Global Cooling (will kill you)
The world is flat (and you will die)
Fire- breathing dragons (will kill you)
Happy Thanksgiving..!!
Written by AR Babonie for The Angry Republic
Links for this story:
LINK: The Washington Post- talks about who’s computers were hacked and what was learned.
UK Telegraph- is the end near for the global warming theory
LINK: Climate Scientist asked to resign
Senator Inhofe will ask the Senate to investigated the Climate Change Hoax after the Thanksgiving break.
Here is a radio interview with Sen. Inhofe.
I have a paragraph from Newsweek. Please read this and tell me if it scares the crap out of you?
"..A new study argues our personal choices cause more than 1 million premature deaths a year. What, if anything, should the government do to protect us from ourselves.."
After reading that statement from Newsweek, do you feel:
Grateful that the government is "looking out for you" and your heath?
Terrified, because experience tells you that another American freedom will be lost?
Answering THAT question will tell you a lot about yourself.
Slip- sliding away: Freedom
I have been slammed by news stories this week, all pertaining to "what the government can do for us."
(I have a few links located below.)
All of these stories are based on ways that the government can "protect" you from- "something."
And the way that the government will protect you is by taking away your right to choice.
From restaurants being told how to make food, to cigarettes that "burn themselves out", to cars that will not start unless you pass a test, to mandated exercise...
My God man, where is our freedom.??
There used to be a time when one political party checked the other. But I cannot find that in these days.
Who can I blame for this..??
From the moderate republicans, to the extreme conservatives: from Sen. John McCain, to President Bush, to Newt Gingrich; they are all on board with global warming laws that restrict freedom. These laws reject personal conservation and rely on FORCED- mandated conservation.
However, the republican / conservatives are the "old guard" and are stepping down soon.
Liberal / Democrats have control now and I need to ask you a few questions..??
You believe that a woman has the right to choose if she will abort her child, however you do not want a woman to have the right to drive a big car; if she feels safer in a bigger vehicle?
(Let me see if I understand this correctly?) It is OK for a woman to choose to terminate a child, but not OK to keep a child safe in a big car..??
I can't understand that? How can that be..??
I have another question...
Liberals believe that the government has NO RIGHT to tell people who they can marry. However, the government has every right to tell you what you can put on the dinner table..??
The government has no say in what constitutes a "family", however the government can mandate what this family eats..??
OK, before you begin to believe that I am attacking the left and giving the right a pass. I am going to get back to republicans in a minute; because I am equally pissed at them.
It is important to focus on the left now because they hold the power.
I'm not sure what happened to the democrats. They are far from the party that my grandfather and mother supported many years ago. I cannot recognize them anymore?
Liberals seem to want to FIGHT for the right for Kathy Griffin to say the word "Dick" on live TV.
They want Amy Winehouse to have the freedom to be, (aahhh) freaking weird.
However, they want to BBQ a White comedian (Paul Shanklin) for making light of a Black situation. (Barack the magic Negro- song.)
Who is deciding this stuff..?? And why would any of us allow a "person" to tell what is right and what is wrong, for all of us?
Who are "these people" who are deciding this stuff? Who are "they", the ones who believe that "they" know what is BEST for "us"..??
About a half a dozen states passed the "safe- cigarette" law this year. My state: Pennsylvania, was one of them. I had no idea it was happening. I do not know who pushed the bill into a state vote? Who voted for it? We, the people of Pennsylvania didn't vote for it. No candidate that was running for office listed "safe- cigarettes" as a campaign promise?
Maybe you do not care for cigarette issues and that is fine. However, many states are pushing the idea of a higher gas tax. (Either by the gallon or by the mile.) "Who is pushing for this gas tax..??" Why do I not have names of the congress members that want this?
The reason I do not have names to go with these freedom killing bills is because the American media is on "auto- pilot."
No one in the media has balls anymore.
Newspapers, TV, the Internet... You are my eyes and ears.
You have us all flying blind, today.
The next thing I know- SLAM. We fly right into a "gas tax." (Who the hell voted for it?) The media has no clue. And that means "we the people" have no clue.
(And you wonder why your ratings are down.)
The media needs to hirer journalists who can relate to the topics that Americans are interested in. Sure, Britney Spears' ass might interest many and it probably pays the rent for the news room. But don't forget to tell us who (in congress) voted to change property rights.
The left is to blame primarily (now) because you folks hold the keys to this country. Liberals used to fight for freedom. Now you are fighting for "light bulbs"..?? (How bright my house lighting is..??) What the hell happened to you?
But the conservative wing of republican party takes the brunt of my anger.
This stuff right here...
The stuff that I am talking about in this editorial..
This is exactly why I am paying your salary. To stop this "government babysitting service."
We do not need a babysitter.
We need an affordable, lean, trim, strong government.
Republicans: Now do you understand why we fired you?
Because you didn't do your job.
Written by AR Babonie for The Angry Republic
Here is a tad bit more from the Newsweek editorial:
"..Each year more than a million people needlessly die because of their own personal decisions," says Keeney, whose work gives new meaning to the clich
"Stay inside the lines..??"
The Newsweek editorial explains that "we" have health food, seat belts, smoking laws (and people are still dying so this stuff didn't work) and Newsweek suggests we add MORE babysitting laws..???
So we can "stay inside the lines"..??
Ohhh hell, I got to get away from this topic or I am going to pop a gut.
LINKS: to stories on today's topic
Liberal writer wants the RIGHT to have her Adult web site "unblocked" from the public library. (Because it is educational)
LINK: Nothing wrong with T & A, little Johnny
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/twanna-a-hines/im-a-writer-not-a-child-p_b_154584.html
LINK: Newsweek- saving us from ourselves
http://www.newsweek.com/id/177587
LINK: News laws, coming to your freaking State?
http://news.aol.com/article/new-year-brings-new-state-laws/291721
LINK: How about a new GAS TAX?
http://www.walletpop.com/article/_a/bbdp/group-urges-federal-fuel-tax-hike/291629
Rock legend Neil Young wants fuel efficient cars at YOUR expense.
LINK: Old man take a look at my life
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/neil-young/perfect-storm-for-innovat_b_155148.html
(Note) you can also read my reply to Neil Young. Listed as AR Babonie.
Science gets Expelled
Do you feel that if you wear a sweater inside your house to keep warm, you can make the Arctic ice shelf stop melting?
Do you believe that if you drive your car less often, you can stop hurricanes and forest fires from happening?
It sounds silly when you think of it in that way.
However, you are not alone.
All through history people have believed some wild things. Men once believed that if they sailed too far out into the ocean, they would fall off the edge of the world.
Let me tell you about something that I believed since I was a child and just recently found out to be untrue:
All my life I believed that Galileo was thrown into prison by the Church because he believed the earth was NOT the center of the universe.
This is completely false.
The church never confronted Galileo on his scientific research. It wasn't until Galileo began to publicly decipher the Bible, which in those days was not permitted, without confiding in the church- first, that Galileo was arrested.
Galileo was never thrown in jail.
He was confined to his house, (which was a huge house) and he continued to work on his scientific theories. The church never bothered him again.See, Galileo was a member of the church and therefore church rules applied to him.
Most famous scientists believed in religion.
Actually, (and this is really wild) it was a Catholic Priest who first presented the theory that the universe is expanding outwards from "some beginning."
In 1927, Joseph Éduard Lemaître, using facts he obtained from years of viewing the sky with his telescope, presented his theory of an expanding universe. Albert Einstein refused to believe this expanding universe theory because Einstein held on to the belief that the universe was stagnant. (Unchanging.)
When most men would walk by and pay no attention to the night sky, it was religious people who began to chart the heavens. It was religious people who started mapping out the sky and created astronomy. Giving special names to the planets that they could see with the naked eye. Names we still use today like Mars and Venus.
It was religious people, who thought that they were naming Gods, who started us on this scientific journey to discover "who we are."
It has been said that science tries to discover "how things work." Religion tries to discover "why things work." This was very true in the past. For most, if not all, great scientists were religious. (And remained religious until their death.)
Today, I'm not so sure people understand this symbiotic relationship.
As I travel around this great blog world, I find many non- religious people who believe that they are the "cats ass."
Cats ass
- (definition) Free thinking intellectuals.They believe religion garrotes scientific study. Which is not the case. Had Galileo NOT believed in God, he would have been an outsider. He would have never had the money to own a telescope, let alone perfect it. Galileo needed religion to fund his studies, because no one else had that kind of money.
Liberal non-believers have their ears closed.
I have been called a "flat-earther", a Jesus freak, and ignorant because I believe in God.
Years ago, when I first started blogging, I would argue with these people. I would remind them that Darwin believed in God and actually dropped his evolution theory and dedicated the remainder of his life to God.
It doesn't matter to these people. They believe religion, all religion is wrong. Could you imagine a person saying that all Black people are criminals? But today, you have many people in the blog world claiming that all religion is evil. That religion is the cause of humanities suffering.
"Free thinkers" who do not have much freedom in thought.
I do not have much time for the non-believer who calls me ignorant. For I know where all science derives from. It comes from one person reaching out in this world. It has little to do with a belief in God, or if the person is male or female, white or black.
With that said
, I have given some thought to fighting with people who believe in "man made" global warming. I will still point out factual errors in the theory and fight a stupid greenhouse gas tax. But I am not going to fight with the "greens."If you believe that walking to work, instead of driving your car, will save the polar bears…
That's fine with me.
Walking is great exercise and you will save money not buying gas.
Besides, walking to work will give you time to think. And just like ancient man who thought he was naming the Gods. (But in reality, he was inventing astronomy.) Maybe while walking to work, you will ponder cancer and come up with a cure.
Maybe, while you are sitting in your dark house with the TV turned off, (to save the Australian Hissing Frog) you will become bored and write a great novel. Without the distractions of a computer, iPod, and cell phone- you might paint a masterpiece. (On recycled canvas, of course.)
So walk to work.
Turn off that TV.The polar bears thank you.
Written by AR Babonie for The Angry Republican
Research material used- The History Channel's- "The Universe."
Originally written and published on November 11, 2007
If you enjoyed that editorial, you might also like this one- "Hey, Mister Science Guy"
